Perth Western Australia 6000
(08) 9476 5888
http://www.carilloncity.com.au
Hours:
Mon-Thu, Sat-Sun 9:00 - 17:00
Fri 9:00 - 22:00
Carillon Food Court is the place for you if:
1/ you are hungry right now. I mean, right now, do you hear me?
2/ You aren't sure what you want, and want a few options to be available so you don't have to use the part of your brain devoted to decision making just today.
3/ You like people, noise, and being surrounded by humans.
4/ You like big screens showing sports.
5/ I you need being close to the shops you want to visit afterwards
6/ I you secretly love watching and staring at people without having to excuse yourself for it. You have two eyes, no?, and the place is packed. So Is them or the ceiling.
7/ If you haven't much money but want a big meal.
8/ If you want a place to hung up with your tribe.
This place is not for you, if
1/ you really want a quiet place with nice music
2/ you want good food, well cooked and presented.
3/ you want to be surrounded by people savouring their food in a foodgasmic trance,
4/ If you are a foodie or want to fake it.
5/ I you want a nice atmosphere and/or views.
6/ If you want to be close to you man or woman without smelling the fries from HJ.
7 If you hate people shamelessly displaying their muffin tops (without any icing), slutty dressing or bad combinations of colours..
8/ If you are on a diet or are concerned about calories in general.
The food options you have here are varied to suit every taste: Burger places, tacos places, Asian places, an Indian place, a roast place, a salad place, a Subway, a natural place, some coffee shops, and a few other things. Don't complaint, just pick one and eat. The people working there are like machines, and will serve you quick and even smile at you, which is more than some clients deserve.
Dear dirty people of the world, there are bins all around the place, no need to leave your leftovers or crumbs over your table just because there are cleaners around. Picking your shit and bringing it to the bins doesn't require the use of big muscles. It doesn't cost a thing to be nice and it makes you sexy. Yeah babe, sexy.
I come to Carillon now an then to feed the animal in my stomach, my lovely hidden fluffy dear thing, when it awakes. Bring yours unleashed, no no-pets-allowed-sign around.
